Sundays carry a vibe all their own—lazy breakfasts, half-hearted to-do lists, and just enough motivation to make plans you’ll probably cancel. Humor gives Sunday its charm. It lets us laugh at the chaos of life, find comfort in relatable sarcasm, and embrace the joy of doing absolutely nothing.
In this article, we’ve rounded up 80+ of the funniest, most sarcastic, and surprisingly motivational Sunday quotes that’ll make you chuckle, nod in agreement, or both.
1. Lazy Sunday Vibes
- “Sunday. The day…I planned a lot, but actually do nothing.” — Lovely Goyal
- “Lazy Sundays make for easy Mondays.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is a good day to save the world in one’s pajamas.” — Adrienne Posey
- “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong.” — Unknown
- “Sundays are for warm coffee and cozy moments.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the only day you have to push like a handcart…the other days roll down the bridge by themselves.” — Guus Kuijer
- “Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!” — D.S. Mixell
- “I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.” — Audrey Hepburn
- “Sundays are like confetti floating in the air in slow motion; in the evening, they reach the ground, and you hope a bit of wind could blow on them so they could fly a bit longer.” — Alain Bremond-Torrent
- “Happy Sunday. Spread love. Show kindness. Live life in the present.” — Independent Zen
2. Sunday Procrastination Realness
- “Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable To-Do lists and browsing Pinterest for ideas on how to decorate my imaginary mansion.” — Nanea Hoffman
- “SUNDAY. The day…I planned a lot, but actually do nothing.” — Lovely Goyal
- “Don’t let Monday steal your Sunday.” — Donna Ashworth
- “Five steps to a productive Sunday: Wake up early, get some fresh air, set a schedule, make time for yourself and be goal-oriented.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is your best day. You know you had an amazing week. Time to recover and think how you gonna kill the next one.” — Unknown
- “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” — Joseph Addison
- “It’s Sunday, and I’m 98% coffee, 2% motivation.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is proof that we survived the week—and that we still haven’t done our laundry.” — Unknown
- “Sunday’s mood: Half-charged phone, zero motivation, full appetite.” — Unknown
- “Sunday: Because adulting starts again tomorrow.” — Unknown
3. Peaceful and Reflective Sundays
- “Sometimes I have loved the peacefulness of an ordinary Sunday. It is like standing in a newly planted garden after a warm rain. You can feel the silent and invisible life.” — Marilynne Robinson
- “Do not let Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.” — Albert Schweitzer
- “Sundays are like gold dust—embrace them, cherish them and make the most of every moment.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is a gentle day; it eases us into the new week with a sense of peace and happiness.” — Unknown
- “You cannot have the beginnings of a productive week without a Sunday spent in the calmness of the day.” — Byron Pulsifer
- “O holy Sunday, let your darkness not come along my way. Let her nurture internal and external world, as I start my personal day.” — Santosh Kalwar
- “Happiness is waking up to a sunny Sunday morning.” — Unknown
- “Today is a day to be happy. It’s Sunday!” — Unknown
- “Sunday morning: Slow coffee, slow pace, full heart.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
4. Sarcastic Sunday Truths
- “It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days.” — James A. Murphy
- “Sunday: The one day a week I fully commit to the couch.” — Unknown
- “I love Sundays because they make me feel like I can still get my life together… tomorrow.” — Unknown
- “Sunday should come with a pause button.” — Unknown
- “Sunday motivation: Pretending Monday doesn’t exist.” — Unknown
- “On Sundays, my coffee is recreational.” — Unknown
- “Sundays are proof that I can waste time in style.” — Unknown
- “I have weekend plans: Do nothing and recover from doing nothing.” — Unknown
- “Sundays are like magic tricks. You blink, and it’s Monday.” — Unknown
- “Sundays are basically pre-Mondays, but in disguise.” — Unknown
5. Quotes to Recover and Recharge
- “A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is a good day to refuel your soul and be grateful for your blessings.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the pause button in a busy week.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the perfect day to refuel your soul and reflect on the blessings of the week.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the start of my week, not the end of my weekend.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the day to set intentions, make plans and envision the future you desire.” — Unknown
- “Sundays are for pressing reset.” — Unknown
- “The best Sundays end with peace of mind.” — Unknown
- “Clear your mind on Sunday and see what the week can bring.” — Unknown
- “Sundays are your chance to start fresh. Take it.” — Unknown
6. Funny Sunday & Monday Mash-Ups
- “Don’t let Monday steal your Sunday.” — Donna Ashworth
- “Sundays are for adventure; Mondays are for paying off the debt.” — D. Posey
- “If Sunday had a face, I’d kiss it. If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.” — Unknown
- “The only thing standing between me and Monday is a well-spent Sunday.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is just a Monday prequel.” — Unknown
- “Monday is jealous of Sunday’s vibe.” — Unknown
- “Sunday fun-day, followed by oh-no-Monday.” — Unknown
- “Sunday: The calm before the Monday storm.” — Unknown
- “Sunday’s role? Make Monday slightly less terrible.” — Unknown
- “Sunday’s glow is just the sun trying to soften the Monday blow.” — Unknown
7. Short and Snappy Sunday Quotes
- “Sunday is my favorite day.” — Emma Caulfield
- “Sunday: Time to Netflix and neglect.” — Unknown
- “Sunday goals: Rest, reset, repeat.” — Unknown
- “Sundays are made for doing nothing… beautifully.” — Unknown
- “It’s Sunday—slow down, you’re doing fine.” — Unknown
- “Make space for Sunday magic.” — Unknown
- “Sunday: A pause button for the soul.” — Unknown
- “Weekend calories don’t count—especially on Sunday.” — Unknown
- “Sundays were made for brunch.” — Unknown
- “Sunday: Too slow for chaos, too fast for peace.” — Unknown
8. Classic and Timeless Sunday Wisdom
- “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” — Joseph Addison
- “Do not waste a single Sunday. If you don’t waste Sundays, you will be less likely to waste Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.” — Matthew Kelly
- “Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
- “Sunday, the day for the language of leisure.” — Elfriede Jelinek
- “Make Sunday your best day. Recharge. Reflect. Reignite.” — Unknown
- “Let Sunday be a day of rest, not regrets.” — Unknown
- “Start your Sunday with a smile and end it with a plan.” — Unknown
- “Sundays remind us to breathe before we hustle.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the soul’s reset button.” — Unknown
- “If your soul had a holiday, it would be Sunday.” — Unknown
Conclusion
Sunday might mark the end of the weekend, but with the right attitude (and a good dose of sarcasm), it can be your favorite day of the week.
These quotes are here to add a spark of humor to your Sunday routine—whether you’re lounging in bed, sipping your fourth cup of coffee, or avoiding the sight of your Monday to-do list.
Which one made you laugh the most? Share your favorite quote in the comments, tag a friend who needs some Sunday motivation, or bookmark this page to revisit every weekend. Sundays may be short, but they can be sweet—especially with a good laugh.