Sundays hold a strange power: they’re lazy yet thoughtful, peaceful yet chaotic, and somehow too short no matter how long you sleep in.
Whether you’re lounging in your pajamas, pretending to meal prep, or gearing up for Monday with dread, a good laugh can reset your entire vibe. Humor helps us cope with everyday routines—and Sunday is the perfect day to lean into that.
This collection of 80+ bless Sunday quotes brings you sharp, playful, and surprisingly honest takes on how we really feel about this odd little day of the week. Ready to laugh, relate, and maybe roll your eyes a bit? Let’s dive in.
Sunday & Self-Care (Or Lack of It)
- “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is a good day to save the world in one’s pajamas.” — Adrienne Posey
- “I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.” — Audrey Hepburn
- “Do not waste a single Sunday. If you don’t waste Sundays, you will be less likely to waste Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.” — Matthew Kelly
- “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” — Joseph Addison
- “Sunday is your best day. You know you had an amazing week. Time to recover and think how you gonna kill the next one.” — Unknown
- “Lazy Sundays make for easy Mondays.” — Unknown
- “Sundays are for warm coffee and cozy moments.” — Unknown
- “Happiness is waking up to a sunny Sunday morning.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is a gentle day; it eases us into the new week with a sense of peace and happiness.” — Unknown
Sarcastic Sunday Truths
- “SUNDAY. The day…I planned a lot, but actually do nothing.” — Lovely Goyal
- “Don’t let Monday steal your Sunday.” — Donna Ashworth
- “Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!” — D.S. Mixell
- “Sunday is the only day you have to push like a handcart…the other days roll down the bridge by themselves.” — Guus Kuijer
- “Sundays are like confetti floating in the air in slow motion; in the evening, they reach the ground, and you hope a bit of wind could blow on them so they could fly a bit longer.” — Alain Bremond-Torrent
- “Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable To-Do lists and browsing Pinterest for ideas on how to decorate my imaginary mansion.” — Nanea Hoffman
- “Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
- “Five steps to a productive Sunday: Wake up early, get some fresh air, set a schedule, make time for yourself and be goal-oriented.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the day to set intentions, make plans and envision the future you desire.” — Unknown
- “Sundays are like gold dust—embrace them, cherish them and make the most of every moment.” — Unknown
Coffee, Pajamas, and Chill
- “Sundays are for warm coffee and cozy moments.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is a good day to save the world in one’s pajamas.” — Adrienne Posey
- “I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment.” — Audrey Hepburn
- “Sunday well spent brings a week of content.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the day I do absolutely nothing and feel good about it.” — Unknown
- “Happy Sunday. Spread love. Show kindness. Live life in the present.” — Independent Zen
- “Sunday: coffee, couch, and a slow descent into Monday.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is my therapy day—no appointments, just a blanket and silence.” — Unknown
- “There’s nothing a hot mug and cold bed can’t fix on a Sunday.” — Unknown
- “Weekend goals: Cancel everything and stay in bed. Mission: accomplished.” — Unknown
Planning (or Pretending To)
- “Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable To-Do lists.” — Nanea Hoffman
- “Sunday is an excellent chance to start living your life to the fullest; do what you want and forget about the consequences.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the best day to think about doing things without actually doing them.” — Unknown
- “A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.” — Unknown
- “Sunday: That one day when we all lie to ourselves about being productive.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is for dreams, not deadlines.” — Unknown
- “Do not let Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.” — Albert Schweitzer
- “It’s not laziness if you planned to do nothing all day.” — Unknown
- “Wake up. Set goals. Go back to sleep.” — Unknown
- “Sunday goals: Wake up before noon. Maybe.” — Unknown
Deep Thoughts on Lazy Days
- “Sometimes I have loved the peacefulness of an ordinary Sunday.” — Marilynne Robinson
- “It is like standing in a newly planted garden after a warm rain. You can feel the silent and invisible life.” — Marilynne Robinson
- “O holy Sunday, let your darkness not come along my way.” — Santosh Kalwar
- “Let her nurture internal and external world, as I start my personal day.” — Santosh Kalwar
- “Sundays are like breathing room for the soul.” — Unknown
- “A quiet Sunday is a loud blessing.” — Unknown
- “If peace had a day, it would be Sunday.” — Unknown
- “There’s something sacred about a Sunday spent in silence.” — Unknown
- “A slow Sunday teaches you how to listen to life.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the pause button for life.” — Unknown
Funny & Relatable Observations
- “Sunday is the prequel to Monday horror.” — Unknown
- “It’s Sunday, so naturally I’m pretending tomorrow isn’t real.” — Unknown
- “Sunday: The day we all try to cram seven naps and one anxiety attack into 24 hours.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is basically a free trial for adulting.” — Unknown
- “Brunch on Sunday is just breakfast with a lie-in and excuses.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is for doing nothing, then feeling guilty for doing nothing.” — Unknown
- “If procrastination had a face, it’d wear Sunday pajamas.” — Unknown
- “Sunday: Because Monday needed a villain origin story.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is like a sigh before the storm.” — Unknown
- “Let’s be honest—Sunday was made for leftovers and denial.” — Unknown
Quotes That Actually Inspire (A Little)
- “Sunday is your best day. Time to recover and think how you gonna kill the next one.” — Unknown
- “Today is a day to be happy. It’s Sunday!” — Unknown
- “Happy Sunday. Spread love. Show kindness.” — Independent Zen
- “Imagine living a life where every day are your Saturdays and Sundays.” — James A. Murphy
- “Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play-day.” — James A. Murphy
- “You cannot have the beginnings of a productive week without a Sunday spent in calm.” — Byron Pulsifer
- “Blessed is the Sunday that gives space to rest, reflect, and reset.” — Unknown
- “Sunday whispers, ‘You’ve got this. But first, chill.’” — Unknown
- “Sunday is the one day where you’re allowed to want nothing but peace.” — Unknown
- “Make space for calm—Sundays are built for it.” — Unknown
Sundays vs. The Week Ahead
- “Sundays are for adventure; Mondays are for paying off the debt.” — D. Posey
- “Don’t let Monday steal your Sunday.” — Donna Ashworth
- “Sunday is the quiet before the weekday storm.” — Unknown
- “Sunday night is just Monday in disguise.” — Unknown
- “Sundays trick us into thinking we’ve got time.” — Unknown
- “You spend Sunday running from Monday like it’s chasing you.” — Unknown
- “Sunday evening is a time for regrets and reruns.” — Unknown
- “If you didn’t get your life together by Sunday, chances are you won’t this week either.” — Unknown
- “On Sunday, we plan. On Monday, we panic.” — Unknown
- “Sunday is basically the trailer for your workweek drama.” — Unknown
Conclusion
Whether you’re laughing at your own procrastination or nodding along in quiet agreement, these bless Sunday quotes show us we’re all just trying to enjoy a moment of peace before the madness kicks in again. Sundays are strange little gifts—beautiful, lazy, unpredictable.
Got a favorite quote from the list? Or maybe you’ve got your own take on how Sundays really feel? Drop it in the comments.
Share this post with a friend who treats Sunday like a sacred ritual of snacks and naps. And remember: if nothing else, Sunday’s here to make you laugh before Monday makes you cry.